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Pregnancy/Baby ||Starter Sentences||

  • "I'm pregnant.."
  • "I'll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick.."
  • "You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."
  • "Happy Father's Day, babe!"
  • "Wait... you're having a what?!"
  • "There's someone I'd like you to meet.."
  • "Shh... he/she's sleeping.."
  • "Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"
  • "I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me."
  • "He/She's killin' me, dude! When's he/she gonna come out?!"
  • "Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!"
  • "Either what I just felt was a contraction or just a cramp... not really sure.."
  • "I am not getting rid of another life! How dare you even suggest that!"
  • "No, no, no, no, no, we aren't ready... we aren't ready for kids yet!"
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eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

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Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past

forever reblog

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

forever reblog